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Peter Garant
George physiologist Shaw once said, “The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.” Well, at least there are a lot of material for political humor. Even if the global economy is practically crashing down around everyone, people can always enjoy political humor.
Understanding the Humor in Politics
Nirjara Rustom
Humour (or humor, if you prefer) is the tendency to induce or make laughter or amusement in someone to make him or her laugh or smile, showing acceptance of amusement. The degree to which that mortal will find something humorous will depend on a lot of factors that include but are not limited to: age, gender, intelligence, maturity, education, culture, upbringing, geographical location, religion, context and health (physical, mental and spiritual).
There are many benefits of having a good sense of humour. Some of these are:
1. The restorative power of humor is also widely documented and can be found in many medical journals.
Dr. E.Z. Streat
There are all kinds of excuses used in Fake Doctors Notes. Whether you are designing your own excuse slip or shopping for one, it is important that you select the best excuse that will work for you. This page gives you some intent of what options are available.
Mike Girolami
One thing we can all agree on is that the economy is hurting all of us, especially the working people. With gas prices soaring, medications costing more than our utility bills even with insurance coverage, and the price of everything at the local supermarket jumping by leaps and bounds, we all have to be more conscientious about price than ever before. And that’s one reason why some people may be tempted to steer away from Carhartt clothes. However, there are some very good reasons why paying more now is going to be a good idea.
Dr. E.Z. Streat
Doctor CREDIBLE MEDICAL EXCUSES FOR THE ABSENT EMPLOYEE
Reasons for taking time off work vary. Be it a family emergency, a medical condition, a misunderstanding with a co-worker, a hangover or a much needed break from stress employees everywhere and anywhere from the supervisors down to the rank and file will always have reasons to absent themselves. Unfortunately for most companies, employees take time off from work usually for reasons that are just objectionable in a professional environment. Most of the time the more credible excuses are medical and should come with a doctor note.
Emma Vasquez
Fake college diplomas have become quite the collector’s item and serve as excellent conversational pieces in many situations. Now you can choose your field of interest and level of study to secure a imitation diploma that will decorate your walls and create curiousity in others to want to know where you obtained it.
It is important to remember here that this is all in good fun. You are securing these imitation diplomas to have them and because they look interesting. Certainly, using a imitation college diploma or transcript for a job application could land a mortal in a heap of trouble. Besides the illegality of use in such situations, it creates a lot of embarrassment for the individual if the truth became known that his/her education was falsified.
Nahshon Roberts
What do you do when confronted with the sight of a CCTV security camera? Do you go on as if it is a speck on the surround worthy of your attention as a, well, speck on the wall? Do you ponder it for a moment, wonder who is watching you watching him and then wander somewhere else with nary a second glance?
Whatever you do, never ever do these things if you value your sanity, your dignity, your levity, and most important, your life. (Unless of course, you are inside Big Brother’s house relishing the presence of 24/7 surveillance cameras and losing all of the above will get you noticed by TV viewers, in which case, this could be turned into “Things You Must Do To Win the Grand Prize”)
Robert Kane
Marijuana users have always sought legal loopholes in countries where it is illegal to own or smoke it. Many people choose to buy marijuana seeds (which is legal in many places), then grow and smoke their own (which is not!) But every marijuana smoker has probably dreamed at one point or another of living in a country where marijuana is legal – or at least where the “rules” concerning possession are so lax that it is effectively legal.
Robert Kane
Cannabis news is always cropping up in the papers and online. Whether it’s the latest MP venting their opinion on the dangers of the drug, before admitting they used to take it or a celebrity busted by police over possession, it’s pretty hard to avoid. Then there are the oddities – the marijuana stories which are funny, strange or just plain weird. Here are the best from the last few years:
California introduces Pot Vending Machines
BOB E SHERMAN
Most boaters know the difference between WMDs (weapons of mass destruction) and MSDs (marine sanitation devices). Congress on the other hand seems to spend as much time regulating MSDs as they do looking for WMDs. A recent article in BoatU.S. Magazine suggests that “the universal pumpout symbol is not generally recognized by boaters.” This may be because there aren’t that many of these signs and many of the signs are in front of pumpout stations that don’t work. I visited the website: marinepumpouts.com and found that there were no listings for Florida. Obviously, there are some in Florida and the website needs to be updated.
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