Jake Delur
Of my rich tapestry of friends, one of my favourites works as a salesman at our local Volkswagen dealer. He’s not my favourite because I went to school with him – because I didn’t. I rarely nip out for a pint with him and he doesn’t participate in football which is where I recruit the majority of my mates. He does however have a very large feather in his cap which demands attention – the fact he works at a Volkswagen dealer that allows him to drive a string of the very latest German metal.